January 5, 2006
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Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!
I am feeling very happy today…
Don’t know why…
Something good happened…
Oh yeah.. that’s it. I have Schadenfreude. As Lisa says, it’s the “It’s a German term for shameful joy’, taking pleasure in the suffering of others.”
FUCK ‘$c !
Here’s some reasons to hate ‘$c with me.
-most famous football player: O.J. Simpson. (UCLA’s most famous: Jackie Robinson)
-most famous baseball player: good ol’ Roidy McSteroidson, Mark McGwire. (UCLA’s most famous: Jackie Robinson. He also was a track star.)
-of their “9″ national championships, only 5 are unshared with other schools. Source
-as Dan Wetzel so elegently put: “In 2003, just as last year and this one, USC and its representatives of the Pacific 10 Conference, agreed that the system of determining the national champion of college football was the BCS…Yes, the Trojans wound up being crowned champs by the Associated Press pollsters, which is fine and dandy, but that has no official bearing on anything. Before the 1997 creation of the BCS, the AP was about all anyone had, so it is understandable why teams cited its results. But post-’97 it is meaningless.” So all this talk about a Three-Pete was meainingless.
-’sc academic standards are known to be low.
-’sc is known for shaddy recruiting standards, including recruiting players just for their bench (keeping them away from other schools during the ‘glory years’.
-”hate usc” gets 3x the hits of “hate ucla” on Google, mainly becuase not only do Bruins hate them, so do fans of all other Pac 10 teams, Notre Dame fans, Oklahoma fans, LSU fans, and thousands of fans accross the nation.
-’sc has 50 years of existance on UCLA, and more money, but still has lower academmic acomplishments (UCLA is mid 20s, ‘sc is mid 40s according to U.S. News and World Report), lower standards, less National Championships, and metal bars on the buildings on campus.
-for ‘sc fuckhead Lynn Swan is running for Gov. of Pennsylvania, under the dubya docterine. Where else did he learn to be a republican?
-Nick and Jessica are ‘sc fans.
-’sc band is terrible, not matter what they say. Ask band people, they’ll tell you. I’ve never heard a more pathetic rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner then their half-tempo masacre. One of their top songs are “Charge” and “Louie-Louie,” two songs known for ease. And their greatest accomplisment: playing with Fleetwood Mac. Not something to be proud of.
-UCLA has one less National Championship in basketball (11) to ‘sc NCAA tourny appearences (12).
-and most importantly, a Bruin is forever, a trojan is only good once.By the way, here’s a lame joke: what’s the difference between Bush the President and Bush the runningback?
It’s certainly not my hatred for them!
Please feel free to add any anti-’sc comments that I missed!
Comments (9)
Yeah, where were the Bush’s when their followers needed them?
Don’t forget you can’t spell “suck” without USC.
USC football uniform colors clash.
They don’t have their own geology summer field.
They’re located in the ghetto…im not surprised by their shady recruiting practices. Ballroom dancing and miscellaneous class is NOT a full school schedule…how did the NCAA let Matt Lionheartless play ANY game this year??? That’s gotta be against some rule.
If UCLA isnt involved…i’ll root for any Pac-10 team…UNLESS IT’S ‘SC. I hated hearing UCLA “members” rooting for ‘sc cause they’re from the Pac-10…NEVER root for the arch-rival…NEVER. Although, it would have been extra fun to be the school responsible to end their undefeated streak…
he he he HURRAY! My hubby just doesn’t understand the hatred for USC… at all… though he is the grandson of a USC alumnus… so yeah.
Random, off-topic question: did you ever take a geography class from Steve Herbert? He’s written alot about police and control of space, but it turns out he”s a recent UCLA geography grad
Good, Good, let the hate run through you…….
That was a freaking awesome game. I love watching it. I also like the triple overtime PSU, FSU game. Go JoePa. I am very glad that Texas won. Breat bowl season.
Nebraska also kicked the crap out of Michigan
SC=Sucks Cock.
is it bad that I still find joy in this? and, how is that box set, by the way?
I prefer Young over Bush by a mile, because the Saints already have an excellent runner in Deuce McAllister. I know he’ll bounce back next season.
yes. good SC lost.
good joke.