January 27, 2006

  • What’s up after all these years!

    So the class I am TAing is both the funnest and hardest class to TA: Field methods. The prof is Dave Dinter, and from all I’ve heard and the little I’ve seen so far, he’ll be great. Let’s just put it this way: There’s no digitizing with Illustrator.

    The first week (last week) we went up above campus to check out Permian Limestones. And guess what we saw!




    Top: follow crack, right of crack that the knife is on… at mid-knife horizontal level, it’s just to the right of the crack. Middle: follow eraser tip. Bottom: follow finger (this is the best one).

    The most-perfect geopetal structures you have ever seen! If you don’t know that word, it’s a sed object that tell’s you which way is “up” origionally. Here, we have shells. These shells, after the critter died, was empty. It partially filled with (tan) mud, and the rest of it was and empty space, most likely with water. After the limestone lithified, the empty space was filled with percipitated spary (white) calcite! It’s nature’s level bubble!

    We were going to go out again today, but it started snowing some more, so we called it a snow day.

    OK, so due to various circumstances, I started a MySpace. Ugh. I hate it. Everyone is extreme, trying to impress, and sluttier than normal, not that there is anything wrong with that. I don’t know how to explain it, but I just like Xanga better. It’s the less popular, more nerdy, and akward site, just like yours trully. Plus an order of magnitude less ads, easy picture posting WITHIN blogs, less likely to be annoying w/ music/flashy GIFs/terrible color combinations, a ridiculous comment section filled with more annoyances, and no sperate inbox (regular email or replys to posts only).


    My old Mobile Home Park, from Google Earth!

    So, the point is, I found some long lost people on it, like Ronnie, who used to live by me through Jr. High and High School, and Missy, um, Melissa who I used to play with as a todler! Can you believe it? She still lives in Ridge, and her little sis Stacy has two kids! Her dad and my dad used to be great friends, and were gonna try to reestablish the connection. It’s great! I think I’m gonna have to say hi next time I’m in Ridge, which could be March or summer.

    Stay tuned next week for the SuperBowl Fried Fatty Frozen Finger-Food Feast!

January 16, 2006

  • Running toward destiny

    So, the weather’s quite strange. On friday and saturday, it was mid 50s… I was Tshirting it like it was summer. Sunday? 20s-30s and 4 inches of snow. It took 10 minutes to get Aly’s car uncovered this morning.

    So, it’s the beginning of the end of the begining. This is the start of my transition semester; I will be in 2 geology classes and two education classes. I’m taking a class in tectonic geomorph and well logging in geology, and inclusion and literacy in education. The ed classes seem pretty worthless and hippie-ish, but I got to do it sometime if I want to teach. Oh well, I’ll get it over with.

    12 years ago today, I was really excited. My friend Shawn and his dad had just built a hockey net out of PVC, in which I would goaltend. It was gonna be great. We had the day off (MLK holiday) so we’d play street hockey all day. I woke up at about midnight after a bad dream, with a headache. In my dream, I was thrown from the top bunk of my bunk bed by an earthquake. I got out of bed, went to take some aspirin, and went back to sleep. My next memory was at 4:31 AM, when I was in the Mw 6.7 Northridge Earthquake. I grabbed my bed, hoping to not fly off. Well, my bed never tipped over, but I was still scared. I looked over at the clock to see what time it was, but the power was out, I assumed. Little did I know that the dresser that my clock sat on was halfway across the room on threw floor. My mom called for my brother and I, at which point my brother ran to her room. Her door had been jammed but came open after some effort. We gathered ourselves together and went outside to see the damage. At first, when we opened the front door, we saw that the porch was 2 feet above the base of the door, and we could not open the screen door to get out. We went around to the side door, and saw the stairs were 2 feet apart from the door. We lived in a mobile home, and it had fallen off it’s stilts. My mom saw her best friend across the street. His house was on fire. We ran back into our house to get water to put it out, but it was too late. He ran back inside for some baby pictures before they were lost. As he did, someone stole his wallet out of his jacket that he left outside. My mom, brother, and I grabbed what little we could, got in the car, and drove away to the orange light of the fire. The was the first of 61 other homes that burned, including Shawn’s. My two other friends in the neighborhood moved away in fear (one to Palmdale, right on the San Andreas). It was not until April that we moved back in our house. Tomorrow is the 12th year since then, so I reflect on that day, along with the months that followed, which truly changed me into the man I am today. I look back on that time in awe, in sadness, and in a strange sense of thanks. Though we ran away that day, it made me stronger. I changed that day. I was just a boy, but I became a man.

    And now, it’s time for

    Matt’s wacky world of science!

    Today’s episode: I didn’t jog from no monkey!

    Recently, a U of U bio prof named Dennis Branble (who I’ve heard teaches terribly but gave an awesome dept seminar) came out with an article in Nature saying that long-distance running created our unique body plan and helped differentiate it from other apes.

    In the study, various types of running were examined in the lab. We really sucked, to be frank. Walking? Not very efficient. Running/Sprinting? We are one of the slowest animals (w.r.t. body size) around. What we do have is incredible endurance. We are #1 in bipedal marathon running (though after about 15 miles we start to fall off in efficiency).

    Australopithecus was the first to be truly bipedal and get out of the trees. But it wasent until true Homo erectus evolved at 1.5 Ma that running became in fashion and tree climbing was all but abandoned. So, how is this known?

    Well, there are over 26 traits that can show this divergence from Australopithecus to modern Homo sapiens sapiens. Some of the more telling:

    - our flat faces and smaller facial features give us a better center of mass when running.

    -our height and lankyness increase our surface area/volume ratio, for heat dispersion. Some of us, myself included, are moving away from this adaptation. On a side but related note… I joined a gym! Aly, Steph, and I are going swimming every tuesday and thursday morning at 6:30 AM, plus random workout every weekend.

    -our long neck, separated from our shoulders, along with specialized ligaments and ridges, helps to stabilize and support our head during running. It’s hard to run if your head is flopping around with your shoulders.

    -the way we sweat and breath is much more suited for long, continuous activity compared to our primate friends.

    -ever wondered why your ribcage protects vital organs like the heart and lungs, but not the stomach, liver, and GI tract (while other primates have these ribs)? Is it because their not as important? Hardly! When you run bipedal, your upper body and lower body move independently as a result of the motion. In order to run consistently with good balance, you need to separate the two masses, or they interfere with each other. We do this by not having ribs in the lower body and using the lower back as a pivot.

    -our short toes, enlarged heels, and lower arches are perfect for shock absorption and push-off needed for running.

    -last, but certainly not least, our big butts. The glutes are the biggest part of our running balance and are needed for running since we have no tail. Cue the Sir Mix-a-lot.

    One of the other most important factors in all this is the fact that humans have a broad area of efficiency.

    As you can kinda see from the above figure (the right one) with speed on the x-axis and an efficiency proxy on the y-axis, most animals, at different speeds and styles, have parabolic shapes to their efficiency curves. Humans (dark blue line) have a nearly flat line; this means you can run at various speeds and get roughly the same unit output per unit effort. I.e., if you run 5 mph, you use x energy. If you run 10 mph, you use 2x energy. Other animals, regardless if they walk, gallop, trot, jog, or run (and actually humans at sprint and walking speeds), you have to dramatically increase energy to get a small increase in speed and there is only one speed at which you can efficiently move. This is why some people walk faster than others naturally, it’s just based on your body.

    This ability to run at the same efficiency at different speeds not only help the endurance argument, but also may have helped human culture development. Since every population would have healthy and sick, young and old, etc., we, as humans, could ‘stick together’ and run together without a hindrance to any member of the group. This allows a community of people to act together.

    So now, the only question is, why?

    Well, there is only a few good theories on this. One, by David Carrier (also of the U) says that humans “chased to death” prey. Basically, since most yummy animals can out run us, we just kept running until they got tired. This also would have selected for intelligence, because the chase would have required a portion of our cunning… no…all of our cunning to catch a meal. There is not direct evidence for this, but there are stories of ancient cultures using this for hunting.

    Other theories include transportation/migration and warfare (what else).

    So, next time you go for a run, just tell everyone one you’re “catching up with your roots.” At which point they’ll look confused and think less of you.

January 5, 2006

  • Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

    I am feeling very happy today…

    Don’t know why…

    Something good happened…

    Oh yeah.. that’s it. I have Schadenfreude. As Lisa says, it’s the “It’s a German term for shameful joy’, taking pleasure in the suffering of others.”

    FUCK ‘$c !

    Here’s some reasons to hate ‘$c with me.

    -most famous football player: O.J. Simpson. (UCLA’s most famous: Jackie Robinson)
    -most famous baseball player: good ol’ Roidy McSteroidson, Mark McGwire. (UCLA’s most famous: Jackie Robinson. He also was a track star.)
    -of their “9″ national championships, only 5 are unshared with other schools. Source
    -as Dan Wetzel so elegently put: “In 2003, just as last year and this one, USC and its representatives of the Pacific 10 Conference, agreed that the system of determining the national champion of college football was the BCS…Yes, the Trojans wound up being crowned champs by the Associated Press pollsters, which is fine and dandy, but that has no official bearing on anything. Before the 1997 creation of the BCS, the AP was about all anyone had, so it is understandable why teams cited its results. But post-’97 it is meaningless.” So all this talk about a Three-Pete was meainingless.
    -’sc academic standards are known to be low.
    -’sc is known for shaddy recruiting standards, including recruiting players just for their bench (keeping them away from other schools during the ‘glory years’.
    -”hate usc” gets 3x the hits of “hate ucla” on Google, mainly becuase not only do Bruins hate them, so do fans of all other Pac 10 teams, Notre Dame fans, Oklahoma fans, LSU fans, and thousands of fans accross the nation.
    -’sc has 50 years of existance on UCLA, and more money, but still has lower academmic acomplishments (UCLA is mid 20s, ‘sc is mid 40s according to U.S. News and World Report), lower standards, less National Championships, and metal bars on the buildings on campus.
    -for ‘sc fuckhead Lynn Swan is running for Gov. of Pennsylvania, under the dubya docterine. Where else did he learn to be a republican?
    -Nick and Jessica are ‘sc fans.
    -’sc band is terrible, not matter what they say. Ask band people, they’ll tell you. I’ve never heard a more pathetic rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner then their half-tempo masacre. One of their top songs are “Charge” and “Louie-Louie,” two songs known for ease. And their greatest accomplisment: playing with Fleetwood Mac. Not something to be proud of.
    -UCLA has one less National Championship in basketball (11) to ‘sc NCAA tourny appearences (12).
    -and most importantly, a Bruin is forever, a trojan is only good once.

    By the way, here’s a lame joke: what’s the difference between Bush the President and Bush the runningback?


    It’s certainly not my hatred for them!

    Please feel free to add any anti-’sc comments that I missed!

January 3, 2006

  • Ask and ye shall rec— (wait…i before e except after c…) receive!

    First off, the newest improvement to rooney’s Xanga: new web addy!

    Now, all you have to do is go to http://www.QFL247.com to visit your favorite site! But don’t worry, the old address works too!

    20 Random Facts about me…..

    1. I won the Dodger’s “Think Blue” contest and sat in the duggout with Mike Piazza and Eric Karros in 1994
    2. My dream job is an NFL offencive coordinater.
    3. I have trouble pronouncing the word “ask.”
    4.
    My parent disagree on my heritage. Definately, there is some Latvian,
    Russian, Chek, German, Austrian, and Swiss in me, but how much and what
    else is anyone’s guess.
    5. I have strange pet peeves, like I HATE it when people don’t use serial commas in a list (i.e. A, B, and C NOT A, B and C. If you leave out the comma, there is an implied connection! [see below])
    6. The only reason I applied to UCLA was because of a girl.
    7. I had never been out of the country before summer 2004, and now I’ve been to 5 countries in the last 6 months.
    8. My favorite instrument is the pipe organ. If I ever strike it really rich, I’ll by one.
    9.
    I’ve always (and still) wanted a house with a secret passage, where you
    pull out a book from the bookcase or push a lamp to reveal the secret
    door.
    10. The 1994 Mw 6.7 Northridge earthquake displaced my family
    for 2 1/2 months, during which I slept on the floor at my aunt’s and my
    mom’s freind’s house. It helped us win #1. (see above)
    11. My favorite movie is Pulp Fiction, favorite album is Nevermind.
    12. I don’t like to read, and I haven’t read for pleasure in almost 10 years.
    13. I didn’t have my own room until I was 22.
    14. If I had to change my name, I’d be Steven.
    15. If I could, I’d never drive or own a car. I just don’t like to drive.
    16. I always wanted a tatoo (and got one!) but I never wanted (and still don’t want) a piercing.
    17. My dream college growing up = Berkeley (’cause my aunt went there).
    18. The place in the world I’d most like to visit: Affoltern, Switzerland (outside of Zurich).
    19. Favorite episode of the Simpsons = Power Plant Strike, Last Exit To Springfield.
    20. Favorite childhood movie = tie between Land Before Time and Brave Little Toaster.

    Speaking
    of Brave Little Toaster (I love segues), the best received present of
    the holiday season by Aly was the soundtrack to The Brave Little
    Toaster, which I also like, of course. If you’re unfamiliar with the film,
    I recommend it even for us grown-ups. It’s one of those kids movies
    that has subtle things for a more advanced audience but still is loved
    my the younger generation. It features the voices of such greats as Jon
    Lovitz, Phil Hartman, and Thurl Ravenscroft (Tony the Tiger).

    Aly
    (who got over her sickness slowly but surely) and I went to visit her
    sisters Liz and Liza in Cedar City for New Years. We spent a lot of
    time with the cats in the house:

    Hampster (owned by Liza),

    Bagera and Durden (Fight Club).
    (Do you see why there is no comma between “Bagera” and “and”? Since
    these two cats are in the same picture, there is a connection, so the
    comma is omitted.)


    Durden
    is the prettiest cat I’ve ever seen. He has auburn fur with dark
    stripes and bright green eyes. He belongs to a rommates’ boyfriend and
    is not long for the house, due to his constant harrasment of Hamster.
    Rumor has it that the boyfriend payed $600 for him because Durden is
    “half-jaguar”.

    One
    thing I did this weekend was ski for the first time, with Liz, Aly, and
    Ian (Aly’s youngest bro). I had snowboarded once, but this was the
    first ski. We went to Brian Head. Liz works there, so we got in free!

    All and all, I didn’t like it. I just don’t have the personality type that can enjoy flying down a mountain. Sorry.

    One
    of the main reasons we were down there was Liz is about to move to
    Hawaii! She’s transfering from Utah State to U of Hawaii. My guess is
    she won’t be working at a ski resort in the near future.

    On
    New Year’s Eve, we were going to go out and drive around, but we got
    hammered by a storm. According to Ollie Williams’ Blackuweather
    forcast, it was snowing sideways and thundering. We didn’t want to get
    caught in that, so we stayed in and enjoied the evening. It was a fun
    weekend, but now it’s back to work and school. Boo.

December 27, 2005

  • Happy Holidays everyone.

    It has been a happy one for me, as I got to spend time with Aly’s
    family.  We went back to Lava Hot Springs
    and then up to Pocatello, ID for xmas iteslf.  It was great, and I
    really feel like I’m fitting in as one of the family now.

     I do miss LA, surprisingly enough. Maybe because this is
    the longest I’ve been away, but I did find my mind wandering back to
    that neck of the woods.  Aly and I are in prelim discussions
    about a spring break trip there, so stay tuned.

    Right now, I’m not too happy ’cause Aly’s sick.  She’s been
    hugging the porcelain goddess on and off since 5 AM.  So I’m
    holding down the fort with her until she recovers.  Oh, and by the
    fort I mean my friend’s Steph’s house.  We’re dog-sitting until
    New Years.  Ahh, the joys of picking up crap with a plastic bag…

    And now, from the makers of Wild Wacky Inflatable Arm-flailing Tubeman, comes:

    The NEW and Improved
    rooney’s Xanga Site

    Now featuring:

    -new colors

    -weather forecasts

    -side-bar archives

    -more featurettes

    Keep reading, America!

    Random pic of Susan, Aly’s Mom…

December 21, 2005

  • Hey there- long time no update.

    Well,
    grading is almost all the way done, just have a few revisions and loose
    ends to tie up. Another semester of grading can only lead to one thing,
    another edition of:

    Students Say The Darndest Things Shake and Bake edition

    Here’s some of the ‘best’ answers from this year:

    2. Breifly describe the difference between a shield volcano and stratovolcano.

    -Stratovolcanoes are the stereotypical volcanoe that looks like a mountain.
    -A
    sheild volcano is a lower lying volcano more wide. A stratovolcano is
    the ones with the more well-known shape, tall and longer.

    Name three methods that are used to predict volcanic eruptions.

    -Testing or visually looking at the type of magma coming out to see what type of eruption will occur
    -Magma sediment tests
    -Carbon dating

    Name two uses for geothermal resources that are somewhat lower in temperature.

    -air conditioning

    Approximately how much more energy does a magnitude 6 earthquake have than a magnitude 5 earthquake?

    -100° on the mercallis scale

    -22-25 joules more energy

    -10 km more energy

    Describe the difference between an earthquake’s epicenter and its focus.

    -The epicenter is the location of the earthquake above ground.

    Just
    so you know, I’m stickin’ it out in the SLC this xmas and such. It’ll
    be the first time I’ll be away from LA and family in my life for this
    time of year. But it’s OK, ’cause I’m havin’ fun with Aly’s family! We
    hung with her Dad yesturday and her Mom on the weekend, with various
    siblings here and there. On Sunday, we went sledding.

    It was at a traditional place for the Pedersens called ‘Suicide Hill’ up Big Cottonwood Canyon.

    Aly liked it.

    It was really a blast, we will certainly go again soon.

    Since
    none of us are big Christians, we opened presents early. Some of you
    may ask me, “How do I know Aly’s the one for me?” Well, just check out
    what she got me for xmas:

    A Marino jersey from his Pitt days, and

    A cool Fossil pocket watch. Yeah, she knows me.

    My best present for myself this year was a replacement Swiss Army pocket knife for the one I lost at GSA. I got the Explorer plus,
    which comes with (among other things): a pen, a pin, a built-in hand
    lens, and a mini screwdriver. Not only that, it was 20% off w/ free
    shipping and free engraving (I put my name so if it’s lost again, I
    might get it back). I’d recommend Swissknivesexpress.com to anyone that’s looking for a knife.

    Thanks for listening.

December 6, 2005

  • Too busy right now… gotta grade 6 weeks of labs in one week.

    Real quick, some of you were kind enough to want to help John. That’s great!!! He’ll be overwealmed! If you want to send a gift certificate or something, you can just mail it to me and I’ll pass it along. Here’s my campus address:

    135 South 1460 East, WBB 719
    Salt Lake City, UT 84112

    Thanks!

December 2, 2005

  • Snuffleupagus
    You scored 54% Organization, 51% abstract, and 49% extroverted!
    This test measured 3 variables.


    First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.


    Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.


    Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.


    You are somewhat organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.

    I bet you didn’t think you were Snuffleupagus. Let’s find out why.

    You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren’t totally obsessed with neatness though. Alloyius Snuffleupagus (and all Snuffleupagus’) is not sloppy by nature, but he moves so incredibly slowly that it is impossible for him to be totally organized.


    You both are about equally concrete and abstract thinkers. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren’t afraid to explore your dreams and desires… within limits of course. Snuffy generally has very basic interests, but he explores his abstract sensitive side when he plays his snuffleflute.


    You both are somewhat introverted. Originally Snuffleupagus was very shy and was only Big Bird’s invisible friend. However as he has aged he has started to build new friendships with new characters. Like Snuffy, you probably like to have some time to yourself. However, you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren’t scared of social situations.


    The other possible characters are

    Oscar the Grouch

    Big Bird

    Cookie Monster

    Ernie

    Elmo

    Kermit the Frog

    Grover

    The Count

    Guy Smiley

    Bert

    If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!




    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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    You scored higher than 50% on concrete-abstra
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    You scored higher than 23% on intro-extrovert

    Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

    Now that’s out of the way…

    A few of us (including myself) have had some sad stories lately, but I got one that’ll put some things into prespective.

    This is John (blue shirt on left). I met him through Aly. When Aly was in HS, she took on a tutoring job. Her boss asked her to ‘look out’ for John, because he had a rough life at home. She’s been his mentor and friend ever since. John is a senior in HS and will major in geology when he starts college next year. His main hobbies are computers, video games, pondering big questions (i.e. Universe-scale). He’s definately a cool kid; one of the kids that a more inteligent person can identify as interesting, but he would most likely be albeld as a big nerd by the average peer. I feel him there.

    John was born in Utah. John’s parents, like mine, were wild and crazy kids, and dabbled in controlled substiances. But unlike mine, it was John’s mom who was the big druggy. She fell into a big crack problem when John was young, which eventually lead to the divorce of John’s parents.

    John’s dad had parental control, but not much else. He was (and still is) a blue coller steel worker, making just enough to get by. John and his dad found refuge in a rich friend’s house after the divorce, and life was stable—for a little while. Little did they know that the friend’s wealth was derived from a mafia connection. Before long, John and his father were evicted from the house because it was now in the possesion of the police. After bouncing around several places, John eventually had a stable home: a small (fairly crappy) apartment near his new Jr High.

    John has never had much, but he has taken advantage of what he had. He reminds me of me at that age… smart, akward, and clueless to the burdens of the world (for his own sanity, I’m sure). He does pretty well in school, and is certainly more popular than I was in HS (though that is not saying much). His attitude is refreshing, and I’m sure he’ll go through a renassaince similar to mine as soon as he enters college.

    So, life is hard, as it is for everyone. Though it’s hard to have a parent who is a substance abuser, as I know, and it’s hard to be unpopular, it’s not the end of the world. This thanksgiving, his mom, by rule of the court I’m sure, was able to see him. She now lives in Georgia, has a new husband to pay bills, like John’s ticket to fly. The day before he was to fly, a gas line burst in his apartment, and they lost everything in a fire. His GameCube, computer, clothes, TV, stereo, CDs… everything. Right now, they are living in the apartment next door (which happened to be open) until their’s is fixed.

    I can’t even imagine what that must do to someone. If life wasn’t hard enough, now this gets added on. There is, of course the material things that can be replaced, but what about all those little, irreplaceable things? I feel so bad for the kid, mostly because I can relate to most of his troubles, and I know how hard it was for me. At least in the earthquake for me, my possesions were mostly safe. But he lost everything.

    Aly and I have decided to pool some $$$ together and get him a gift certificate so he can start replacing some of the items he lost.

    The point of this little story, at least for is: when you think life is bad, count your blessings. There’s always someone else who has it worse, and conversely, things could always get worse for you. So, chear up! Life is good, things will be fine, there’s always tomorrow. That’s the attitude John has.

    GO BRUINS!!! Fuck ‘sc, right in the ear!

November 28, 2005


  • Top (couch) L to R: Grandma Jo, Shaggy, Aunt Lisa&Cousin Josiah, Uncle Keith, Aunt Selene, Aunt Alicia, Uncle Scott
    Bottom (floor) L to R: Aly, Cousin Miriam, Marva (my mom)


    TURKEY 05

    As you may or may not know, it is a decade+ long tradition for my mom’s side of the family to travel to Ashland, OR to my grandma’s for Thanksgiving. This year was extra special, because I got to bring a guest: Alysen! We usually gather in the Bay Area, rent a car, and then drive the 5 hours to Ashland.



    This year, instead of the big van, we had a bigger (outside and enginewise, not inside) Nissan Armada. Strange name for a car, I think.



    Since my grandma lives in a conda now, we can’t stay there with everyone and can’t cook there for everyone. We rented a big 4 bedroom house for the weekend. It was nice except: 1) The groundwater source is sulfer-rich, so using water (washing, bathing) was smell-tastic. 2) It was not well heated. 3) They gave us crappy wood.



    So, the kids LOVED Aly. They could care less about yours trully, but Aly couldn’t keep ‘em away, especially when she was on the computer. None the less, everyone loves Aly—she’s a regular member of the family now, which is just splended in my book.



    The food, as always, was great. The weekend was great. Everyone had a blast. A good time HAD BY ALL. But, that was not all the fun of this weekend…



    There was the Dolphins game!




    The ‘fins 33-21 win, as you can see. It was a fun game, and the right team won.



    It certainly was overwhelming: a few green specks in a sea of black. There was a lot of trash talk and vulgar behaviour. What’s to expect from a team who’s fanbase constists of a majority of gang members? DolFans were so few and far between, in fact, these random fans were so impressed with Aly’s and my matching Marino Jerseys they had to take a group picture.



    We finnished up the day with a great meal at In-N-Out, complete with Animal Fries (pictured above). Then we headed home to the snow in the SLC… with one minor problem. We got picked up late (midnight) by my roommate Tony. He left his lights on, and we didn’t get a jump from AAA until 1:45. Sucks when you have to be up at 7.

    And now, rooney’s special underground investigative report into the secret secret underground that’s secretly seedey underground with a secret special investigative report on special underground reporting of underground investigativeness. Yeah…

    In-N-Out: Sure it tastes good, but what about the subliminal religious fanatisism and brainwashing?

    We discovered with our not-so-hidden camera that each food item (except fries) has a religious message printed on it:



    Fountain drink: the classic John 3:16



    Shake cup: Proverbs 3:5



    Single patty burger: Revalations 3:20



    Double-Double: Nahum (huh? Is it just me, or is this an obscure one?) 1:7

    Joseph Fucking Smith, what the hell is going on? So, like many of you, eating at In-N-Out is a religious experience by itself, but this certainly is troubling. I am certanlty an avid denouncer of organized religion, but the food is amazing. Should I boycott my favorite burger joint for this overt religious fascism? While my beliefs against religion, especially Christianity, is strong, my lack of religious faith limits my perserverence, moral will, and foritude. This means a boycott is as likely as reading the word of god from stone tables in a hat.

November 14, 2005

  • Just to update a previous matter… the other shoe dropped.

    I don’t know what that means, but I think it refers to the regretfully expected has occured.

    My advisor sat me down and had a talk with me. She basically figured out my portion of the evaluation, and denied and disagreed with what I said. I thought me telling her I needed time off was akward, but compared to this, it wasen’t that akward, because this was one of the most awkward things EVER.

    She wasen’t mean, at least. She did say we should “wipe the slate clean” and “start over.” We’ll see about that. This was supposed to be annonymous, and her cornering me like that was wrong in my mind. I hate her even more now, if that was possible. Good-bye Cari, hello teaching!

    Next semester, I am taking 6 credits of geology and 6 of teaching. I have to decide if I even want to take my advisor’s Seismic and Sequence Strat class. It’ll be useful, but I just don’t like her. I’ll probably take it.

    In better news… I just ordered a new wallet. Here’s a pic of what I got: